lukewarmcocoa:

man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition

pizzapuffs:

why white people get mad at being called white like that aint the name they gave themselves

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

happylarryween:

betsywolfe:

so i was sitting in my intro to media class 

and then our principal barges in with a bunch of russian people and tells them i’m a professional blogger

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that just happened

run

me and xkit guy bf

meatbicyclevevo:

me: bby ur hands r so cold

bf: there i fixed it

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

step 1: stop being beautiful
cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

failed step 1

dutchster:

"Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage"

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slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

drugdealing:

hater alert on aisle u